Seriously speaking . . . how many ants do you think you have killed in your lifetime (By accident...)?

Well one night, in fact it was the 4th of July, a holiday in the US, I was a fireman on a call, and hooking up to a hydrant in the brush off the road and I stood in a fire ant mound. They got all up under my bunker pants - that's what they do, get about a million on you then all sting you at once. I think they do it just to watch you jump 40 feet in the air. Anyway, on that night I slapped about a thousand of them senseless, I can say that.